just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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