But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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