My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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