Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
