Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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