Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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