no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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