I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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