Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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