bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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