So drunk its hurt
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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