when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
