I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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