Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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