Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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