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(919): View more from North Carolina

It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth

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(615): View more from Tennessee

a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv

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(408): View more from California

You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.

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(469): View more from Texas

She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.

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(619): View more from California

Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?

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(714): View more from California

Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal

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(440): View more from Ohio

Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.

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