I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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