she smelled like a LAN party
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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