Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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