Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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