Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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