No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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