Whod you bang
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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