Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i barfeds in our rink
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
