No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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