We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Randomize
