Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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