The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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