People in love make me want to vomit
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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