No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
