Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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