ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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