So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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