White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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