in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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