its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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