So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
