i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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