Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We smell like vodka and hangover
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