yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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