Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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