I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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