Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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