What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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