just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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