Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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