I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
jump out the window naked night went bad
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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