If that was your dad, he is hot
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i drank out of a bidet.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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