Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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