Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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