erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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