There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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