Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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