is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
