I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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