This girl is more easily done than said...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So much Jack, so little girl.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize